Ask me anything   I like cheese and it tastes good but only on Thursdays at 7:54 pm with a side of lemons and a biscuit.

Do I attract you?
Do I repulse you with my queasy smile?
Am I too dirty?
Am I too flirty?
Do I like what you like?

(Source: ermahgerd-sherlerk, via thefartsinourstars)

— 5 hours ago with 8962 notes

unimpressedcats:

turn those frowns upsidedownzzz

(Source: captawesomesauce, via getoutoftherecat)

— 6 hours ago with 93815 notes
awkwardvagina:

me and my girls on the way to prom

awkwardvagina:

me and my girls on the way to prom

(via shutupaubrey)

— 1 day ago with 25040 notes
#holy shit 

pleatedjeans:

“My friend who is a gardener sends me photos of himself at work” (via)

(via pizza)

— 1 day ago with 203729 notes

tommilsom:

theroachsalad:

saraunderthesea:

mothercheesus:

image

press play and watch the gif. 

just trust me.

IF TUMBLR HAD A HIGHLIGHT REEL THIS WOULD BE IN IT

It’s on my dash again
i missed it 

aaaaahahahahahahahaha yay

(via rocketfists)

— 1 day ago with 305937 notes

hannibalthecanibal:

and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. there are clearly reasons why he doesn’t get sorted into ravenclaw

I HAVE ALWAYS THOUGHT THIS SINCE THE BEGINNING AND NONE OF MY FRIENDS EVER SEEMED TO FIGURE IT OUT AND I HAD TO TELL THEM

(via egberts)

— 1 day ago with 42267 notes
#except I'm a Hufflepuff  #Suck it 
minuiko:

Aang and Daine, crossover commissioned by NanashiFox :D

Oh my god I love this

minuiko:

Aang and Daine, crossover commissioned by NanashiFox :D

Oh my god I love this

(via bookloverfio)

— 2 days ago with 577 notes